Ministry of Sex of the Russian Government
It sounds like there is a growing reluctance about sex among Russians. As a result, a large difference in the production of new children was found in a study. But to fight and to carry the country forward requires a great number of people, which the Russian government does not have in reserve, or even if there is enough now, there will come a time when the people of Russia will be greatly reduced and the country will cease to exist. So the Russian government is taking initiatives to make the people of Russia have more sex and produce more children. Russian Government will open a separate department to be named Sex Department. The agency’s job is to inspire the Russian people with a variety of sexy scenes and educate them on how good childbearing is for the country.
Putin has entrusted all these tasks to one of his trusted ministers so that he can take responsibility for this work himself. International media claim that Russia has already lost about six hundred thousand Russian soldiers in the UPL war, so the population of Russia is not very high, so the Russian government is very worried about how to increase the population of its own country or if there is a world war, the Russian government Can’t supply enough troops. In addition to the war, many Russian citizens died due to Corona, which resulted in the reduction of the population of Russia. Besides, the trend of cold is increasing day by day in this country and due to cold there is a great reluctance of sex among the people of this country due to which they are not able to meet each other or have that tendency.Although the Russian government had previously announced that the Russian government would offer special benefits to its citizens if they produced more children, this initiative did not stimulate the desire of the Russian people to produce more children. Even now, the Russian government has taken a strange initiative to shut down all internet services from 10:00 PM to 2:00 PM so that young women can have sex with each other, and the more they have sex with each other, the more people will grow in their country. Although such an initiative seemed ridiculous to many. Besides, people are encouraged by the government to have sex with each other during work breaks, although this initiative is also considered ridiculous by many people. Another initiative of the Russian government that people are laughing at is that this time the government is taking an initiative to cover all expenses from hotel booking to honeymoon on the first night of marriage. In addition, the Russian government is thinking of completely banning abortion in Russia.
